1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,419 ? 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:05,255 JULIO: At Hugs Not Thugs, we offer the resources you need 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,132 to transform your life. 4 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:09,510 - People love buying cupcakes from ex-gang members. 5 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,554 - Bitch, do you want me to relapse? 6 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,848 JULIO: My cousin spent the last eight years in prison. 7 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,058 Sorry I'm late! 8 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,017 He's crashing at my place. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,143 [groans] LUIS: Check it out. 10 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,686 We don't have to wipe our ass with sandpaper anymore. 11 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,771 - Dawg, put that shit away. 12 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:21,647 [gasps] 13 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,731 Technically, it's my mom's house. 14 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,527 [grunts] 15 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:32,115 MAGGIE: You're 31 and you still live at your mom's house. 16 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:36,328 And you broke up with me because you're scared of commitment. 17 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,913 CANDI: You've never been to therapy 18 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,581 but you're leading a group hug session? 19 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,999 - That's fucked up, Julio. 20 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,418 - In your profile, you said you were an aspiring entrepreneur. 21 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,503 - Oh, well, um, 22 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,214 I have a passion for coffee. 23 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,216 RANDY: You got some serious psychological issues. 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,219 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 25 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,179 LUIS: Hey, homey, what the fuck you doing? 26 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,889 [both grunt] 27 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,559 - I need someone like you for a security guard. 28 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,226 - Y'all hear that? 29 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,937 This store belongs to Luis motherfuckin' Hernandez. 30 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:03,480 JULIO: Whoa! 31 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:05,357 - Damn. MINISTER PAYNE: Shit. 32 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,651 Sorry, guys. - That verga was massive. 33 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:11,113 - Last week, a huge potential donor stopped by 34 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:14,116 and offered us $15 million in grant. 35 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,660 All billionaires are pigs. 36 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,997 - I like it when he watches me have sex with poor people. 37 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,164 - I fuckin' knew it. 38 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:26,044 But the truth is my P was simply too big for her V. 39 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:30,924 Anyway, those fucking billionaire fucks tore up that check right in front of me 40 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,176 and my big dong. 41 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,261 We're done here. Very sorry. 42 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,929 - We got the apartment! 43 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,765 I'm sorry you lost your job, but I got your back. 44 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,017 - I don't wanna move in with you, okay? 45 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,768 You're messy. I don't have a job. 46 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,937 Sometimes I don't even think we're right for each other. 47 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,147 MAGGIE: Get the fuck outta my apartment. 48 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,650 - Where should I sleep? - Take the bed, big dawg. 49 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,818 - For real? LUIS: Nah, nah, nah. 50 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,028 The bed's mine. 51 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:51,987 But you can have the couch, alright? 52 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,155 JULIO: I don't know what I'm gonna do now. 53 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:54,948 MINISTER PAYNE: Burning down your entire life 54 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,867 forces you out of your comfort zone. 55 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,660 It makes you have to find a new path. 56 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,345 [crows] 57 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,388 [sighs] 58 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:20,641 - Ugh. 59 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,561 [rooster crows] [sighs] 60 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,438 ? 61 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,940 [mumbles, grunts] 62 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:33,779 ? 63 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,907 [exhaling] 64 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,909 ? 65 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,452 [rooster crows] 66 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:46,708 ? 67 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,799 [rooster crows] 68 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,134 Dawg, pick up your shit. 69 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,012 - It's on my side. [Luis scoffs] 70 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,014 - Every day it's the same thing with you. 71 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,016 Do something with your life. Go get a job. 72 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,476 - You should try giving up. 73 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,936 Shit is tight. 74 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,479 LUIS: You know what? I pity you. 75 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,356 Damn, over here trying to get my day started 76 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,732 and now I'm sitting here filled with pity? 77 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,317 Fuck! 78 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,486 [rooster crows] 79 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,571 Fuckin' rooster. 80 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,122 DARIUS: Julio. 81 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,041 JULIO: What's up, Darius? 82 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,085 - Come here for a second. 83 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,837 Got something I wanna discuss with you. 84 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:33,797 - You come here. 85 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,383 - Nah, you come here. 86 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,012 You coming? 87 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,388 - Are you coming? 88 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,639 - Goddammit. 89 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,984 Are you the one feeding this little-ass dinosaur? 90 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,529 Listen, Julio, I don't wanna get racial about this shit, 91 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,739 but this ain't Mexico. 92 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,700 Tell Don Emilio he needs to do something with this bird. 93 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,243 The thing is crowing every damn hour of the day, 94 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,328 I can't sleep. 95 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,579 I work the graveyard. 96 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,206 This is my nighttime, dawg. 97 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,624 The sun is my moon. 98 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:11,210 - Tell Don Emilio yourself. It's his bird. 99 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,419 I just rent that fool's garage. 100 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,379 DARIUS: You know I don't speak no espa�ol. 101 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,590 Now, I have been taken these Duolingo classes. 102 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,383 I'm starting to understand what you people sayin' about me. 103 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,469 Y'all talking a lot of shit. 104 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,012 The more I learn, the more it hurt. 105 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:25,224 DARIUS: Well, I'm making it your problemo. 106 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:27,142 Whole motherfucking block can't sleep. 107 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,352 Shit boilin' up. 108 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,103 Remember the '90s? 109 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,731 Shit was heated between your people and my people. 110 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,150 Now, we been gettin' along real nice for a while 111 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:38,195 but this neighborhood is held together by a very thin fabric, 112 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:41,406 and that motherfuckin' rooster is pecking holes in that fabric. 113 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,410 Peck, peck, peck. 114 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,663 - Kill each other. 115 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:48,872 See if I give a shit. 116 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,960 - You're just gonna sit there in your nasty-ass pajamas 117 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,169 and watch the world burn. 118 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,838 ? 119 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:56,755 That ain't right, Julio. 120 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,340 That ain't right. 121 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,717 ? 122 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,343 Jesus. 123 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,681 People think these trees make the hood look nice. 124 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,140 They're killing us! 125 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:11,228 ? theme music playing ? 126 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:16,942 ? 127 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:29,705 ANNOUNCER: [on TV] 120 miles ahead of Hugh is Alex. 128 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,250 So far the ice has held. 129 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,795 The truck has run true. 130 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,173 [knock on window] DON EMILIO: Julio? 131 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,300 ANNOUNCER: [on TV] ...Alex's luck runs out. 132 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,636 [TV continues indistinct] 133 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,812 LUIS: Hey, my man. 134 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,773 You just bumped into me, you didn't say sorry. 135 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,442 Think you can just go around being all rude and shit? 136 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:44,238 Dawg, I've stabbed motherfuckers 137 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:45,948 for acting disrespectful like that. 138 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,242 What the fuck you gotta say now, huh? 139 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,744 What the-- The fuck? 140 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,538 Is that a cuff link in your pocket? 141 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,373 Oh, you wanna come in here and steal from me now? 142 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,083 I'm not the one, homey. 143 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,627 Turn your ass around, put your fuckin' hands on the wall, bitch. 144 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:02,422 - Man, you look like a Guatemalan James Bond. 145 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,341 LUIS: Nobody jacks from my store. You wanna steal? 146 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,510 You do that shit at Men's Wearhouse, bitch. 147 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,427 - Excuse me for a minute. 148 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,681 Hey, cut that shit out, Luis. 149 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,726 What the hell is going on? 150 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,228 - Hey, I was just practicing, you know. 151 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,479 For when something really goes down. 152 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,438 You gotta be ready, you know. 153 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,399 - Ready for what? 154 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:24,403 Man, once or twice a year shit goes down in here. 155 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:27,698 The rest of the time, just go sit on your stool 156 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,658 and be cool, man. 157 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,827 - Yeah, but I'm fuckin' bored. 158 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,829 - You want something to do? Okay. 159 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,623 Last night, somebody came in here 160 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,960 and painted a sad, "flacked" penis on our window. 161 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:44,715 Go clean the sad, "flacked" penis off, young blood. 162 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,383 - "Flacked"? 163 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,342 - Flacked. 164 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,805 - Aw, man, what the fuck? [sighs] 165 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:57,186 ? 166 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,815 [baby crying] 167 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:05,402 ? 168 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,158 - Hello, my name is Jesus Christ. 169 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,451 Will you buy me a sandwich? 170 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,327 - Nah. 171 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,084 - What's up, Officer Hernandez? - What's up, Ruby? 172 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,670 - Same one again? You know we got other flavors. 173 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,672 - Yeah. Same shit, different day. 174 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,757 - I feel you. 175 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:28,926 - What's up with that book you're reading? 176 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,012 - Oh, it's a book about Norway. 177 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,222 - Norway? 178 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,223 What's Norway about? 179 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,141 - That's where they got reindeers and shit. 180 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,142 I'm going there next month. 181 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,394 - Damn. For real? RUBY: Yeah. 182 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:40,437 - Sounds tight. 183 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,105 Pretty expensive though, huh? 184 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,941 - I got a system. 185 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,527 - Oh, shit, look at you, you got a system now? 186 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:47,528 - Yeah, check this out. 187 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,530 Four days a week I work here, 188 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,490 one day a week I work at the baggage claim at United Airlines 189 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:54,201 because, you know, if you work at an airline, you get free flights. 190 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,286 Yeah, so I bust my ass working here, 191 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,956 save my money and then I can travel anywhere I wanna go. 192 00:08:58,956 --> 00:08:59,998 I've been everywhere. 193 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,042 I've even been to Saudi Arabia. 194 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,503 - Man, Saudi Arabia? 195 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,547 - Yeah. It sucks, but I've been there. 196 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,507 - Damn, look at you. 197 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,260 You're like Antonia Bourdain. 198 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,054 - You're funny. 199 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,849 [bell dinging] 200 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,017 I hate when people want ice cream. 201 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,520 Alright, I'll see you tomorrow, officer. 202 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,105 - See you later, Ruby. 203 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,109 [bell dinging insistently] 204 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:31,238 ? 205 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:40,163 - So, Don Emilio, this is what it's come to. 206 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,999 [rooster crows] 207 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:45,002 [all groan, sigh] 208 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,213 Now, I don't believe in this 209 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,174 we all gotta love each other unity bullshit. 210 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:50,757 - Mm-mmm. 211 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,844 - But what I do believe in is respect. 212 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:54,928 You're not respecting the fact 213 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,514 that we all have jobs and we need our sleep. 214 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,225 - Lack of sleep affects a man's testosterone. 215 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,562 Julio, tell him, my husband can't get hard. 216 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,355 - No! Don't translate that. 217 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,316 Yvonne, what the fuck? - [whispering] It's true. 218 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,525 - Don Emilio. 219 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,534 [rooster crows] 220 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,838 - No. [all groan] 221 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,425 - You're putting us in a difficult position, Don Emilio. 222 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,469 We all know that if Darius killed your rooster, 223 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,430 then me and the other Latinos gotta back your ass up 224 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,598 and fuck up Darius' dog. 225 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,349 - Hmm. 226 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,475 FRANKIE: I don't wanna fuck up Darius' dog. 227 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,976 That's a cute-ass dog. 228 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,937 DARIUS: And when you fuck up my dog, 229 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,231 my people gonna have to fuck up some of your people. 230 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,815 - Then we're in a race war. 231 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,150 - And you know what happens after that? 232 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,569 Mr. Chen gonna have to pick a side. 233 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,113 ? tense music playing ? 234 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,741 ? 235 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,743 [rooster crows] 236 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,453 Don't put Mr. Chen in that position. 237 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,044 - Well, I'm sure that janky-ass garage you rent out 238 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,712 doesn't have a permit. DARIUS: Mm-hmm. 239 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,422 YVONNE: It would be a shame if the city 240 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,342 found out and you had to evict your tenants. 241 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,969 Tell him that, Julio. 242 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,389 - Don Emilio. 243 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:51,962 [all gasp] 244 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,964 [Sofia snoring] 245 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:54,715 [stammers] 246 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,611 [all yawn] 247 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,740 [rooster crows] 248 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,741 [door closes] 249 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,756 [rooster crows] 250 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,802 [yawns] 251 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,556 JULIO: You know why everyone hates you? 252 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,934 'Cause they're jealous. 253 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,769 You don't gotta worry about nothing. 254 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,688 'Cause you're just a fuckin' rooster. 255 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,524 Your only job is to get chickens pregnant. 256 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,611 Damn. You're a player, huh? 257 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,364 How many chickens you fucked in your life? 258 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,282 Probably like a hundred, huh? 259 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,577 Life is meaningless and you don't even know it. 260 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,663 Lucky-ass fool. 261 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,040 I would do anything to trade places with you. 262 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,835 Anything. [wings fluttering] 263 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,591 [yawns] 264 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,264 [fishing rod reel unspooling] 265 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:31,311 ? 266 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,356 [clucking] 267 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:40,195 ? 268 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,409 [rooster clucks] 269 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:48,328 [wings fluttering] 270 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,455 Huh? Oh, shit, no, no, no. 271 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,166 No, no, no, no, no. 272 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,501 What the fuck are you doing? 273 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,502 Let go of it. 274 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,964 What... the... fuck? Hey! 275 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,425 ? 276 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,011 Mr. Chen? What the fuck are you doing? 277 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,721 MR. CHEN: That rooster has to die. 278 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:06,680 You don't know what it's like 279 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,432 to not have your people around to back you up. 280 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:09,558 - What happened to the Parks? 281 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,310 - They moved to Texas. 282 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,603 [gunshot] 283 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:19,526 ? 284 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:34,416 ? lively mariachi music playing ? 285 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,751 [groans] 286 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:36,585 [grunts] 287 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:37,503 [groans] 288 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,339 ? Spanish song playing ? 289 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,802 [sighs] 290 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,306 ? 291 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,891 - What the fuck? 292 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,726 It's too early to be bumping that shit. 293 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:54,686 - Doesn't bother me. 294 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,563 [grunts] 295 00:14:57,272 --> 00:15:02,444 ? 296 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,987 - Don Emilio. 297 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,864 Turn that mariachi shit off, I'm trying to sleep. 298 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:06,490 - Yeah. 299 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,701 ? song continues ? 300 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,702 [song stops] 301 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,163 ? lively mariachi music continues ? 302 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:13,997 [all groaning] 303 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,374 - I'm not fuckin' around with you. 304 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,584 If I don't get no sleep today, 305 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,420 that bitch-ass rooster is gonna sleep forever! 306 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,421 ? 307 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,966 ? Spanish song playing ? 308 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:29,972 ? 309 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,307 [yawns, sighs] 310 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:40,691 - Man, you look like a Taiwanese James Bond. 311 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:45,904 LUIS: Psst. 312 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,448 Slick-ass ties, huh, my boy? 313 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,492 - Yeah, they're pretty nice. 314 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,577 - Super nice. 315 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,205 Go ahead. 316 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,041 Take one. 317 00:15:59,251 --> 00:15:59,960 - What? 318 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,462 - It's cool. I work here. 319 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,922 I'm the head of security. 320 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,966 But homeboy don't pay me enough. 321 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,969 So you know what I'm sayin'? I don't give a fuck. 322 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,430 Go with that green one. 323 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,556 Shit looks good on you. 324 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,934 - Man, I don't know, I'm not trying to get in trouble or nothing. 325 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,020 - Dawg... I got you. 326 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,739 ? 327 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,407 Got you, dawg. MAN: What the fuck? 328 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,241 - Fucking tie thief. 329 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,576 - What the fuck, man? You tricked me! 330 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,578 - You tricked yourself, bitch. [laughs] [handcuffs clicking] 331 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,872 - What's going on over here? 332 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,582 - OG, I caught this motherfucker stealing. 333 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:39,416 - He said I could have it! 334 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,751 - Yeah, it was a test and you failed, 335 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,211 now time to pay the price, bitch! 336 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,755 - Young blood, let this man go. 337 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:45,964 - But, OG, he fucking tried-- 338 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,674 - But nothing, let him go. 339 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,052 - He's taking the tie! 340 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:51,929 And the mannequin. 341 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,015 JOHN: Don't worry about it. 342 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,059 We got mannequin insurance. 343 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:58,727 [grunts] 344 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:00,312 [exhales] 345 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,775 LUIS: [sighs] I don't know, I-- 346 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,611 I guess I just feel like I-- [sighs] 347 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,989 I got all this energy and I don't know what to do with it, you know? 348 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,827 Like something inside of me just, like, can't figure this shit out. 349 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:19,373 I just feel like I just wanna go out there 350 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:22,543 and really, like, really do... 351 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:23,585 [slurping noisily] 352 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,920 ...something. 353 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,338 - Like start your own business? 354 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,633 Boy, you better not open up a new suit shop next to me. 355 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,301 - Oh, no, no, not like that. 356 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,095 Man, I don't fuckin' know. 357 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,848 It's just that... [sighs] 358 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,766 ...shit keeps happening to me, 359 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,185 like people bump into me, they don't say sorry. 360 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,397 It makes me feel, 361 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,024 makes me feel fuckin' crazy. 362 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,610 You know, I keep thinking to myself, 363 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,862 "So this is freedom, huh?" 364 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,740 There's times when I miss being in prison. 365 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,536 OG, please, man, like, tell me what to do 366 00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,538 'cause I feel like I'm about to lose my shit. 367 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,875 JOHN: You know who you remind me of? 368 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,253 James Bond. 369 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,964 Now, there was a man of violence. 370 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,259 I've seen all 25 movies. 371 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,303 And do you know how many people he killed? 372 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:17,514 Five hundred and ninety-seven. Oh, I counted. 373 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,518 Now, why do you suppose he killed all them people? 374 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:26,481 Because he never settled down with a nice woman. 375 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,401 Even though he met plenty of 'em. 376 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,695 Had sexual relations with 58. 377 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,615 Counted them too, bro. 378 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:35,616 [John chuckles] 379 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,993 Some women, he'd sleep with 'em 380 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,037 then he'd kill 'em. 381 00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:43,957 That's part of what made it such a fascinating franchise. 382 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,919 But that was also his downfall. 383 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,921 You see, in this life, 384 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,382 you got to find some way to spend that energy. 385 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,968 You can either kill countless men 386 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,137 or find yourself a nice woman, 387 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,682 settle down, start a family. 388 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,978 That way you won't end up like James Bond. 389 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,856 A man I deeply respect 390 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,901 but I also pity. 391 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,779 Now, get out there 392 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:19,535 and clean that big erect penis off my window! 393 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,996 The vandals have struck us again. 394 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:28,460 ? 395 00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:39,972 ? 396 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,187 - Hello, my name is James Bond. Will you buy me a sandwich? 397 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,021 - Nah. 398 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:52,901 Wait. 399 00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:56,029 Did you just say your name was James Bond? 400 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,991 - No, I am Christ. 401 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,660 Jesus Christ? 402 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,082 ? 403 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:11,545 - Hola, Officer Hernandez. 404 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,463 - What's up, Se�ora Bourdain? 405 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,883 - Damn, you finally went for a new flavor. 406 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,885 - Yeah, well, it's a new day. 407 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,136 - Okay, I see you. 408 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:21,763 - Yeah, well, 409 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,892 you know, I hope it's not being too forward or anything, 410 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,436 but, you know, I was thinking that, 411 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,314 you know, maybe you and I could-- 412 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,273 [bell dinging] 413 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,566 - Hello? 414 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:33,734 Can I get some help, please? 415 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:34,943 - Hey, my man. 416 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,613 Give us a minute, alright? We're having a conversation here. 417 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,409 But, uh, I was gonna ask-- 418 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,035 [bell dings] 419 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,871 Hey, dawg, you ring that bell one more time, 420 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,289 you're gonna regret that shit. 421 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,374 [bell dings] 422 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,335 I fuckin' told you. - Hey, Luis. 423 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:52,294 It's cool, it's cool. 424 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,379 Let me just take care of this dumbass real quick. 425 00:20:58,926 --> 00:20:59,760 [bell dings] 426 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,053 - You motherfu-- 427 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:04,723 Hey, my man. 428 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,558 How about a sorry? 429 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:08,977 - What? 430 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,146 - You just bumped into me and didn't say sorry. 431 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,564 Alright? That's bad manners. 432 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,234 Made me drop these flowers on the ground 433 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,860 that I was about to give to somebody. 434 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,322 You should say you're sorry. 435 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,659 - Okay dude, relax, okay? It's not that big of a deal. 436 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:24,701 - Not that big of a deal? Fuck that. 437 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,577 [onlookers gasp] 438 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,289 You can't just be going around bumping into people and not saying sorry. 439 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,417 You know, in prison you get stabbed for not saying sorry. 440 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,378 You can start a fuckin' race riot 441 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:36,672 for bumping into someone and not saying sorry! 442 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,924 Y'all need to be a lot nicer. 443 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,051 Like people in prison are. 444 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,262 - Okay, alright. Hey, I'm sorry. 445 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,055 - Oh, now you're sorry, huh? 446 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,598 You know what? Fuck that, motherfucker, it's too late. 447 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,642 [grunting] - Oh! 448 00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,061 - Fuck. 449 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:57,192 - Both of you get the fuck outta here before I call the cops. 450 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,115 Luis, wait. 451 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:07,703 You're right. 452 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:09,705 People around here don't have any fucking manners. 453 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:13,083 ? 454 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,376 - Oh, shit. 455 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,630 For real? RUBY: Mm-hmm. 456 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,340 Now get the fuck outta here. 457 00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,593 - Right. I'ma hit you up later. 458 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:27,014 ? 459 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:32,144 - Hi, hello. That asshole is stealing ice cream. 460 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:35,105 ? 461 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,900 - I just needed my mint chip. 462 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,067 Wait. No. 463 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:42,154 [screaming] 464 00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,698 - That's right. [screaming continues] 465 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,870 ? lively mariachi music playing ? 466 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:55,167 ? 467 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,877 [exhales] 468 00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:59,421 ? Spanish song playing ? 469 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,216 ? dramatic music plays ? 470 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,551 [indistinct chatter] 471 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,220 ? mariachi music continues ? 472 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,638 [chatter continues] 473 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:10,557 ? 474 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,476 ANNOUNCER [on TV]: Suddenly, a close call. 475 00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:13,894 TRUCKER: I was hanging right on the edge. 476 00:23:13,894 --> 00:23:15,812 [laughs] 477 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,731 ? 478 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:21,360 [indistinct chatter on TV] 479 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,986 ? song continues ? 480 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,655 ? 481 00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:27,074 DARIUS: At first we thought that rooster was gonna divide us. 482 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:27,616 MAN: Yeah! 483 00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:29,117 DARIUS: But you've done the impossible. 484 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,327 You have united us against you 485 00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:32,204 with our hate for that motherfucking rooster. 486 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:33,830 ALL: Yeah! 487 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,040 - Hey, translate that. 488 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,794 - Uh, man, actually my Spanish isn't that good, like, 489 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,963 I speak it, I definitely understand it. 490 00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:44,424 And besides, man, Spanish is a colonizer language. 491 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,552 - Hey, Julio. Translate that shit. 492 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,136 - Suck my dick, bitch. 493 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,596 I'm done translating for you. 494 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,265 - Forget you, then. 495 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:52,516 Don Emilio. 496 00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:57,479 ALL: Yeah! 497 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,231 DARIUS: It's over. 498 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,233 Just hand over the rooster, we can all go home. 499 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,235 ? song continues ? 500 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:05,571 [all gasp] 501 00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:08,949 ? 502 00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:10,117 That's alright. 503 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,368 I don't even care anymore. 504 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:12,828 Kill me. 505 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,789 At least then I'll finally be able to get some sleep. 506 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:18,542 ? 507 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,592 [rooster crows] 508 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,307 DARIUS: That's alright, old man. That's alright. 509 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,642 Just hand over the rooster, we can all go home. 510 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,195 - Kill the motherfucker! 511 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:48,822 ALL: Yeah! 512 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,657 FRANKIE: Kill. [crowd clamoring] 513 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:55,704 ? 514 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:56,830 JULIO: Stop! 515 00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,375 Please don't kill the rooster. 516 00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:03,504 [sniffles] 517 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:09,051 ? 518 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,266 [sniffles] 519 00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:17,684 He's all I have. 520 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:21,730 ? 521 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,943 YVONNE: Damn. 522 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:27,986 This is sad as fuck. 523 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,446 ? 524 00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:30,489 [Yvonne sighs] 525 00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:33,825 - Let's just go home. 526 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:35,994 Get one of those fuckin' white noise machines. 527 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,371 - And some Viagra. 528 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,206 - Yeah. 529 00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:41,834 ? 530 00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:45,254 ? 531 00:25:45,254 --> 00:25:46,713 TRUCKER [on TV]: There's a crow. Right there. 532 00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:50,300 Right beside the window, look at the silly bugger. 533 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,762 ANNOUNCER [on TV]: The raven is playing in the heat waves rising off the truck. 534 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,514 - Hey, check it out, fool. 535 00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:56,390 New tattoo. 536 00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:59,101 [rooster crows] [indistinct chatter on TV] 537 00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:00,894 Damn, dawg, I told you to get this rooster outta here. 538 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:02,563 - He's on my side. 539 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:04,690 LUIS: Ah, fuck it, I don't give a shit anymore anyway. 540 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,567 What you been up to? 541 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:08,861 - Same shit, different day. 542 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,487 - I feel that. 543 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,531 ? 544 00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:14,491 [crows] 545 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:18,745 ? Feeling downtrodden, fresh kid turned rotten ? 546 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,373 ? I can't believe how naive that I've gotten ? 547 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,876 ? Over the years seems like I'm getting dumber ? 548 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:27,004 ? Reminiscing to a time when I was younger with a hunger ? 549 00:26:27,004 --> 00:26:29,756 ? Full of dreams, determination, self-esteem ? 550 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:32,551 ? But now it seems they hesitate to be on my team ? 551 00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:35,137 ? You know the routine, when you winning they grinning ? 552 00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,305 ? All up in your face ? 553 00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:38,223 ? Like they was with you from the beginning ? 554 00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:41,143 ? But on the flip side when you're washed up like a riptide ? 555 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:44,563 ? Fools clown about how you slipped and let shit slide ? 556 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,940 ? Besides the fact my voice is whack ? 557 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,860 ? Clowns is running 'round talking about I smoked crack ? 558 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:52,446 ? Ain't got no homeys that got my back ? 559 00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:55,657 ? Yeah, I'm a brother but sometimes I don't feel black ? 560 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:58,076 ? My girl is white, my game ain't tight ? 561 00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,578 ? Niggas who ain't seen me in a while ? 562 00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:01,079 ? Be like, "Dude, you a'ight?" ? 563 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,248 ? Who am I kidding, who am I fooling? ? 564 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,334 ? When they be like, "What's up, Fatlip?" ? 565 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,960 ? And I say, "Cooling" ? 566 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,921 ? Who am I kidding, who am I fooling? ? 567 00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:11,006 ? When they be like, "What's up, Fatlip?" ? 568 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:12,424 ? And I say, "Cooling" ? 569 00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:14,635 ? Who am I kidding, who am I fooling? ? 570 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:16,678 ? When they be like, "What's up, Fatlip?" ? 571 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,096 ? And I say, "Cooling" ? 572 00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:18,972 ? Who am I kidding ? 573 00:27:19,022 --> 00:27:23,572 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0